ASKDEFRAG
Dear Defrag,
I've been following with interest NASA's recent project, which popped the proverbial cap into a comet's ass with a satellite simply programmed to collide with the brightest thing next to it. Apparently this experiment is set to unravel many mysteries of the universe's origin, but to me it proves that some of the people at NASA never kicked their university drug habits. I just want to know when this kind of service will be provided to the general public and what sort of things Defrag would be firing into a comet given the opportunity?
Flano
Well Flano, we also followed with a keen eye this NASA project, as it seemed a much more interesting use of its funds than any of that space shuttle business. Don't they know that sending people into space is so 1961? Blowing up comets, on the other hand, now that's something we can all get behind and it has been explored rarely outside of movies starring Bruce Willis. From the tone of your email, we assume you don't buy NASA's claim that the Deep Impact probe served an important scientific purpose, but at least we now know for certain exactly how awesome blowing up comets is. As for what Defrag would like to fire into a comet, a couple of breakfast radio DJs spring to mind.
