Author Topic: Top 10 Least Impressive Resume Claims  (Read 651 times)

JTGalt

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Top 10 Least Impressive Resume Claims
« on: September 25, 2002, 03:35:19 AM »
10. Supervised Southern Florida election process, 2000 - 2001.
9. Graduated in top 95% of high school class.
8. Designed & implemented company-wide plastic silverware recycling program.
7. Promoted to assistant groundskeeper after just 8 years.
6. Hobbies/interests: puppetry, Star Trek
5. Published in Penthouse Forum, April 1980, August 1981.
4. Professional affiliations: American Bar Association, Former Inmates of America.
3. Created Herbal Essence "orgasmic" shampoo commercials.
2. Skills include: reading, 'riting, 'rithmetic.
1. Invented the Internet.

Source:
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Randy Given

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Re: Top 10 Least Impressive Resume Claims
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2002, 04:24:14 AM »
>10. Supervised Southern Florida election process, 2000 - 2001.

Which might be superceded by those that ran the 2002 primaries, where they still screwed up! Two years later, better technology, millions of dollars spent, etc. Just proves what most of us knew -- money does not always improve the mind.