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Re: Global Hide and Seek
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2017, 12:27:11 PM »
Two important tips for using Gimp on Windows:

1) "Save" in Gimp does NOT save a generic format like PNG or JPG. Save creates an .XCF file that is unique to Gimp. You have to use "Save As" to save in a standard graphic file format. However, XCF contains *everything* that Gimp knows about - all layer information, paths, channels, etc.

2) Gimp is kind of unstable for me. Save (to XCF) constantly if you make elaborate edits.

Gimp is perfectly suited for web development.
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« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2017, 12:47:09 PM »
Inside everyone there is a little fascist waiting to come out ;) .

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« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2017, 04:48:40 AM »
As dear Shia had to go home and can't play with them any more, the global autism intelligence corps of kekistan found a new hide and seek partner to play with: violent left coast marxist anarchists!

Using photos of a guy wearing a mask, and by searching the social media of everyone on the left coast with a fondness for anarchism or marxism, they were able to identify a violent thug that seriously injured dozens of people by smashing them in the face with an iron bike lock. No different than a biker thug punching people with brass knuckles or whipping at them with chains, it's attempted murder for sure.

Turns out the most violent guy appears to have been a professor of ethics at one of the leftie colleges out there. Word has it he's been now subpoenaed by one of his victims, and possibly arrested by police who originally said there was no way to identify some guy with a mask.

Kekistani Intelligence Services (KIS) made the identification based on photos on his dating profile showing him wearing the same boots, and mentioning his favorite brand of pen, which was seen in the back pocket of the rioter. They also were able to do facial recognition analysis despite his use of a mask, and they matched his hairline and eyes as well.

http://gotnews.com/marxist-public-college-professor-accused-murder-attempts-berkeley-free-speech-rally/

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-04-22/antifa-upset-not-being-able-punch-nazis-without-consequences

They did this id by manually searching through tens of millions of social media profiles. Something only possible because Kekistani Intelligence Services has seven hundred and eleventy million agents worldwide, all working from the privacy of their basements while sitting in their underwear drinking mountain dew.

With this success, KIS is currently expanding the search to unmask all of several hundred of the violent masked anarchists from a recent riot. Masked anarchists are reportedly "shitting bricks", I believe is the technical term.

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« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2017, 07:41:25 AM »
With this success, KIS is currently expanding the search to unmask all of several hundred of the violent masked anarchists from a recent riot. Masked anarchists are reportedly "shitting bricks", I believe is the technical term.

WOW! Hooray for the good guys, indeed!  :)

This is indeed a dank meme of goodness.

Does KIS have a shield symbol like the FBI or CIA?
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« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2017, 09:02:14 AM »
Yeah actually they do, I don't remember where I saw it though.

It's the same as the NROL-39 flight patch, but they made the octopus green with red lips. Here's the original:



Hey looks like you can actually buy the KIS uniform patches now:



http://www.patchdynamics.net/pol_NROL_Patch/p4320689_16641696.aspx


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« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2017, 10:26:12 AM »

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Re: Global Hide and Seek
« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2017, 10:38:15 AM »
I did a little searching last night. The phrase "weaponized autism" is now a widespread, well established meme.

This hilarious video explains the Shia LaBeef deluded arrogant libtard phenomenon.  This actor has destroyed his credibility over this shit. That is well deserved.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/ysME1oshF7U" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/ysME1oshF7U</a>
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Re: Global Hide and Seek
« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2017, 10:43:02 AM »
There's a strong market for Kekistani pride. An actual Ebay listing.

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Re: Global Hide and Seek
« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2017, 05:17:23 AM »
Update on the KIS investigation.

Berkeley police detectives agreed with KIS's work and have arrested the college professor.

http://www.eastbaytimes.com/2017/05/24/berkeley-college-professor-arrested-as-assault-suspect/

Amazingly though the article makes almost no mention of the specific incidents, KIS, /poI/, the bikelocks, etc etc.

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Eric Clanton, 28, was being held on $200,000 bail after he was booked into Berkeley City Jail Wednesday evening. He was arrested on suspicion of use of a firearm during a felony with an enhancement clause and assault with a non-firearm deadly weapon.

So he was also carrying a gun while he was swinging bikelocks at Trump supporters heads, causing concussions.

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A former Diablo Valley College staff directory Web page said Clanton, who earned a bachelor’s degree at California State University, Bakersfield, and a master’s degree at San Francisco State in philosophy, worked at the school since 2015, teaching an “introduction to philosophy with a background in teaching ethics, critical thinking, and comparative philosophy East/West” with “primary research interests” of ethics and politics.

This seems like a joke, but I've talked to these types. I am sure he feels very self righteous about all this and believes that critical thinking will lead a reasonable person to realize that they have an ethical obligation to oppose "fascism" in the form of people who support the democratically elected President of the United States, a successful prominent businessman. As he is smashing in the faces of kids and old ladies he thinks, "I am the good guy here" and sincerely believes it, having a large number of philosophical arguments about ethics he's made in his head to justify it. Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot and Mao Tse Tung were all the same. They had complex and convoluted philosophical machinations, often expressed in Little Red Books and other Manifestos explaining why the violence is necessary and good and their cause righteous and just. Do Gooders with Good Intentions, standing upright on a base of Morality and Righteousness.

One needs to get the Masters degree to get this level of self delusional ability.


edit: this article gives credit to the investigators who solved the crime, mentions the bike locks, and has photos of the bloodied people that Professor Ethics brutally attacked and tried to murder: https://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/05/24/berkeley-police-arrest-eric-clanton-bike-lock-assaults/

edit2: another in depth article, mentions the bike locks, and actually gives credit to "weaponized autism" for solving the case :) : https://heatst.com/culture-wars/police-arrest-professor-eric-clanton-for-bike-lock-assaults-at-berkeley/
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Re: Global Hide and Seek
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2017, 04:06:49 AM »
If the jackboot fits, wear it! LOL
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Re: Global Hide and Seek
« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2017, 09:26:40 AM »
How about the antithesis of the Kekans?

Normalfags

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A derogatory term used to insult the antithesis of most internet dwellers. Normalfags are typically people who enjoy mainstream things and live typical, ignorant, mundane lives. Some of the most common normalfag traits are ignorance to internet culture and underground media such as less well known music, anime, or video games. Additionally, they often and vehemently reject obscure sub-cultures, fetishes, life styles, and anything they simply do not understand and like. Lastly, normalfags are known to have or desire a normal social life. There are four primary uses for the word. The first is to insult a persons ignorance while simultaneously calling them out on their shallow and banal personality. The second is to insult the pathetic appearance of a person who complains that they want but do not have a normal lifestyle. The third is for the most part a petty stab at a person for having a social life and/or girlfriend. Lastly, the first and third example can overlap if the alleged normalfag is trolling or generally being an ass by flaunting their social life.
Good uses:

Guy 1: "Are you listening to that hipster bullshit again? Listen to some real music!"
Guy 2: "Shut up, normalfag."

Guy 1: "That feel when no girlfriend."
Guy 2: "Stop making off topic threads you pathetic normalfag."

Guy 1: "Do you wish you had a girlfriend, looser?"
Guy 2: "No I don't, normalfag."

Bad use:

Guy 1: "My friend and I watched *insert obscure anime* together and liked it."
Guy 2: "Friend? Stupid normalfag!"
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