Well, DG9, you're showing signs of age, i. e. maturity.
These days, I'm happy with my 1991 Voyager AWD, like JM's, essentially. But I've owned some real toys in my time - 1963 Sunbeam Alpine (shaved the head and put in a 3/4 cam, good for 120 mph and really impressive accelleration), 1974 Fiat X/19, etc.
The minivan is a highly utile package - big enough for dogs and soccer kids, lots of groceries, and easy for grandparents and elderly dogs to enter and exit. If you don't go off-road you don't need an SUV. AWD lets you navigate some pretty serious snowbanks.
Lessee, now, my cars.
Age:
15, 1931 Essex (entry level Hudson), a very bad car even in 1931
16, 1947 Chevy fat-fender coupe, today I would trick it out with a small-block
17, 1937 Ford V8-60, solid Ford bodywork, puny 2.0 engine
18, 1941 DeSoto 4-door, the best damn car I ever had
19, 1949 Ford coupe, I really liked the instrument panel, the last of the 24-stud engines
19, 1947 Hudson, a solid family car, not outclassed by competitition, just outsold
20, 1948 Chrysler New Yorker coupe - very fast, smooth ride - 18 MPG overall, good for 125 MPH
21- 1950 DeSoto convertible (red), see my stories about Wild Willie
22, 1950 Chevy - totally mundane
23, 1948 Packard, geez I wish I had kept it
24 - 26, 1941 Plymouth, dad's car, strong runner, 240K miles with 2 engine rebuilds
30, 1952 DeSoto, fast - 115mph on frozen dirt roads in northern Minnesota
27 - 33, 1955 DeSoto, great car, small Hemi
35, 1969 Ford Galaxie 500, loaded - strong runner, got busted for 110 mph near Kearny, NE
36, 1971 Ford Pinto - I insisted on the 2.0 German Ford engine vs the 1.6 English one and disc brakes - retired at 105K miles due to body rust
39, 1974 Fiat X/19, later known as the Bert-one - one of the best sports cars of all time
40, 1975 Mercury Monarch, a very nice car
43, 1978 Chevrolet Malibu (lease car), adequate
44, 1979 Pontiac Bonneville, a really good GM car
45, 1980 Pinto wagon, a good package for transporting kids and standard Poodles and such - retired in 1998 after 190K faithful miles due to undercarrige damage inflicted by teenage son
46, 1979 Ford Fairmont, grandma's car - rugged and easy to fix, survived two cylinder head rebuilds
47, 1988 Ford Festiva - 48 mpg, really nice car for commuting and daily driver
47, 1985 Dodge Caravan - the second model year for the minivan which saved Chrysler Corp's bacon. Not a good car, but the package sold thousands.
And since then the Voyager.