All codes - much quickness, plenty cheapness

[BobShawadiwadi]

I am being best Software Engineer in whole India.

I am doings all codes with much quickness and plenty cheapness.

Please to be having Bob Shawadiwadi for all you software outsourcing doings.

[The Gorn]

I grovel in the face of your awesome productivity.

[numbersguy]

All your codes are belong to us.  Many short times are done in our hours.

[Rastus P Shagnasty]

Last "short times" I remember cost 5 bucks. Hmmm

[The Gorn]

I continue to be reassured by "Bob's" demonstrably high standards of quality.

[Origisaurus]

I continue to be reassured by "Bob's" demonstrably high standards of quality.

"Bob" has conqured the old adage -

Good, fast, cheap- pick any two.  lol and rotflmao

[Aussie]

Remaining few Australian mainframe programmers have today in much honour held Bob.  They are promising to send Bob seven pairs of headquarters computer socks.  They are saying, thanks to Bob, they are having Sock-Sevens coming out of their fundamental offices.  I am climbing the change control levels in maximum speed.  No-one in Chennai is moving from test to system and from system to production more fastly than Bob. than Bob. than Bob. than Bob. than Bob. 

[Origisaurus]

Sock-fours for the little Bobs.   

[Aussie]

So what Indian offshoring firm does Bob work for anyway?  Snake-Sharma ?  Dryzanunsnasti ?

[expat]

What's this doing in "Humor"?

[Cyberman]

I am being best Software Engineer in whole India.

I am doings all codes with much quickness and plenty cheapness.

Please to be having Bob Shawadiwadi for all you software outsourcing doings.

Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back?  This would never have happened under the Tories.

[Origisaurus]

What's this doing in "Humor"?

Think about it ...

[troll]

Bob

I have followed your career with much interest - how do you see the next 10 years for Indian coders?

[Billy-bob]

You talk'in about me boy?   

[Cyberman]

Don't you just love LinkedIn spam?  Especially when from one of Bob's friends?

Subject: Data Conversion Services

Dear Cyberman,

Good day to you. I am A.Basit From ArchiFiles (http://www.whatever.com), writing to introduce you our company.

We ArchiFiles - 10 years of experience in outsourcing  IT services  through its cost-effective, high-value services.

For reference: we digitized 5 million parcels of French cadastre (approximately  15% of France) and currently providing services to leading GIS and road surveys companies for property appraisal, road asst collection, scan processing, digitization and data processing / conversion.

Why ArchiFiles?
•          High-quality and cost-effective services
•          High-end technology and best-of-breed infrastructure
•          Skilled, talented and experienced 150+ professionals
•          Wide range of services
•          Latest software and technologies

Pricing : our average rate is US$ 4 per hour ( depend on complexity of project and volume)

We are keen to get associated with your esteemed and valuable organization and can do a free test for quality assurance.
Kindly let me know if our services caught your interest and we could discuss further accordingly.

Best regards,
A.Basit
Marketing Manager