I'm seeing a farside styled cartoon where a fatter penguin suddenly learns how to fly after setting off a mine.
When I bought a screwdriver at Home Despot (heh heh) today I realized I don't think I dress like a stereotypically computer guy.
I wear black jeans and steel toed shoes every day. I'm "blue collar"...ha ha ha. I just can't bring myself to go work for "Barely Road" for 50 cents above minimum wage on weekends...again... (I'd have to drive 20 miles out of my way before my real job on Monday to get my damn check unless they actually stay open to pay on Saturdays).
Hell, to save money I'm considering a move to a trailer park at this point but the slat rent is not much cheaper than what I already pay. Sure, gas is cheaper (if I move to the one 3 miles to work) but then EVERYTHING ELSE is far away.
You'd think that "cutting expenses and saving money is worth the 'stigma' of living there." I assume that salaries normalize *downward*, e.g. only the people who cut spending to ridiculously quasi homeless levels will survive.
Increase in pay or a better job prospect looks pretty bleak so I am still trying to cut expenses.. I even cut coupons (from paper and internet printouts) now and feel kind of stupid for not having done this while I have been struggling since 2003.
I've thought about nursing but the H1C visa will screw up that profession when the salaries reach some "forbidden" level.
I started to study for a commercial drivers license and could have possibly passed the written test...but you still need to go to $chool for the physical driving test.
Before I started working again I thought of a lot of crazy jobs outside my comfort zone... Maybe I should look at who I consider the most unethical evil company on the planet and apply to work for their competitor ?

I wonder how many unemployed and desperate but normally law abiding citizens are inspired by the teacher on the show "Breaking Bad"
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