"I'd like to see a new Psychology and Self-Help Forum"
Years ago, there was this yarn going round the I.T. shops.......
Techie #1: "Well, gotta go. I'm off to my Compulsive Computer Users' Meeting."
Techie #2: "Hey, can I come ? I'm a compulsive computer user too!"
Techie #1: "No, you're not. You're just trying to get on the compulsive computer user bandwagon!"
Techie #2: "No, fair dinkum, I really am a compulsive computer user."
Techie #1: "Well......OK."
Later at the meeting
Techie #2: "Hello, my name is Dave, and I'm a compulsive computer user. Let me tell you about my life in computers."
Techie #1 (whispered to Techie #3) : "How long do you think it'll take him to work out he's this month's Australian Computer Society guest speaker ?"